The Double-Slit Experiment
The cloverfield monster calls a press conference to apologize for attacking Manhattan insensitively soon after 9/11. Monsters don't understand national tragedy or time. All a misunderstanding, he has since started a facebook page.
In early tests, only deep-sea welders and stenographers would get the handful of peppercorns. When repeated, peppercorns were taken by mongeese, certain birds and people partial to denim named Henry.
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After an appeal to Lorne Michaels, the cloverfield monster claims ignorance of geo-poltics. He admits his rampage was in poor taste then rawrs to a silent press, "Live from New York it's Saturday Night!"
In a double-slit experiment nobody gets the peppercorns.