She loves your children as her own,
provides free babysitting whenever
you need it for date night, although
when you’re on that date, he’s probably
thinking about some other woman.
At least you know where she’s been.
She loves the Lord and worships
your husband as if He speaks right through him.
(This gives “God Head” new meaning.)
She keeps your husband satisfied,
ensures you at least one good night’s sleep
each week. She helps him
keep at least one dirty thought
on his mind at all times. He’ll try to make it up to you,
in word if not in deed.
I’d take words or deeds—no matter.
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