Poetry: Rebecca Fremo


She loves your children as her own,

provides free babysitting whenever

you need it for date night, although

when you’re on that date, he’s probably

thinking about some other woman.

At least you know where she’s been.

She loves the Lord and worships

your husband as if He speaks right through him.

(This gives “God Head” new meaning.)

She keeps your husband satisfied,

ensures you at least one good night’s sleep

each week. She helps him

keep at least one dirty thought

on his mind at all times. He’ll try to make it up to you,

in word if not in deed.

I’d take words or deeds—no matter.

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