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Consumption

Consumption

Sarah Meyer

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Sit at a large wooden table in a fancy restaurant and order something complicated and then put the entire plate in your mouth when it arrives.

Sit in a soft recliner and welcome your family to your living room and when they come close to hug you lean in and swallow them whole.

Do all the drugs in the world and drink all the alcohol and every drop of water and milk and eat everything that is edible and if some inedible stuff slips in just eat that too. Do this regardless of hunger or thirst.

Ditto an entire pot of coffee. You could brew it yourself but it’d be better if you got someone else to do it.

Take all the books off the shelves in your house and with them create a bonfire in the backyard. Inhale the smoke, all of it, until only embers are left. Fill yourself up.

Withdraw all your money from your checking account and your savings account, and take out the limit of your credit cards in cash. Liquidate your stocks and all that. Get one of those jackets with all the pockets and some cargo pants and just start filling the pockets and then walk around like that forever.

Buy every single thing that you see, including other people’s property. If you see something that someone else owns, just offer to buy it. Raise your offer until the amount you are offering convinces them to sell.

Have sex with literally everyone you know. You will be surprised by the number of people you know.

Take a bath. When the water gets cold, drain the tub and take another bath. When that water gets cold, drain the tub and take another bath. Do this forever.

Break every breakable thing in your path. Take what you want. It’s yours now. It’s all yours.

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