So, it's Wednesday, July 27th, and you're not sure what you're going to do tonight.
You could come check this blog for a slurry of impractical ideas in crappy comic form mostly involving cats, Facebook, and getting drunk off bro beer...but unfortunately that's just not going to work this time. I tried to draw some double-penis snakes and prehensile penis hands for this blog last night, but I'm a busy woman, okay? I had a lot of important stuff to do. Writing a sentence of an article that was due three hours ago, checking Twitter, pretending you have to pee, rewriting that sentence, then wandering into the kitchen to eat your third bowl of Basic 4 is tough work, my friend.
Which means that this time, I'm not going to give you any options, I'm just going to tell you exactly what you're going to do tonight:
Get your pasties pasted and your ass chapped, because tonight you're coming (heh heh, get it? coming!) to the Vita.mn Summer Story Contest.
This year's theme? SEX. The big one. The kahuna. The nasty. The...guy..when he inserts his thing... like into another guy/girl...all sexily and stuff.