You have time, people.
Wait. Taxes aren't due on the 15th? Well, that changes everything.
The Paper Darts Short Fiction Contest is extended until April 25th.
You now have seven days to figure your shit out.
Here is your to-do list:
1. Pay your taxes.
2. Pretend your Twitter feed is a shine to Goddess Roxane Gay.
Bow down and pray for good favor.
3. Finish your story.
4. Send that puppy in.