Metro Mag Shows Some Luv

We don't know about you guys, but our moms used to read us bedtime stories about hookers and backrubbing kidnappers ALL THE TIME. It's why we're so hale and hearty and maybe a little deranged as adults.

Despite what Metro Mag may think, this collection is perfect for helping your little one "build character," "not be a pansy," and "totally love hookers."

Read the full article highlighting John's new book and the launch of Paper Darts Press here.

(Really though, thanks for the writeup Metro Mag. PD life goal #16 achieved!)

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