We don't know about you guys, but our moms used to read us bedtime stories about hookers and backrubbing kidnappers ALL THE TIME. It's why we're so hale and hearty and maybe a little deranged as adults.
Despite what Metro Mag may think, this collection is perfect for helping your little one "build character," "not be a pansy," and "totally love hookers."
(Really though, thanks for the writeup Metro Mag. PD life goal #16 achieved!)