All the best things come in pairs. Socks, feet, other things that involve socks and feet. Not twins, though. Twins are creepy and I’d appreciate it if you would stop telling me how much you wish that I had been born as them. It’s not a compliment, Mom, it means you want a replacement daughter, and I'm only sort of down with that.
Anyway. Right. So, pairs. That's my really lame segway into telling you that there are two cool things I'm going to address in this blog.
The Paper Darts Volume Three Super Mega Dope LP
Yeah, it happened kind of a while ago and this recap is maybe a touch moldy, but better late than never, right? Plus, it’s totally gross outside so we could all stand to scrape the poop-worm sludge off our feet and relive some golden moments for a while.
For those of you who were either too cool, too lazy, or too jaded to come to our party on March 5th, you missed out. The readers read like champs, the band played like tigers, and the bartenders broke a leg. It was like the Stanley Cup, Super Bowl, World Series, and whatever Soccer does rolled into one. With Jameson and Ginger on top.
For those of you who did come, hey thanks! The pictures prove that you guys are all pretty good lookin, so I hope at least one of us had a chance to hit on you during the night.
Overall, the event was a success. No one broke down weeping in the bathroom, we sold a ton of issues, and Honey was so packed people actually had to be turned away. If you’re still not convinced of our popularity, well, join the club, but we hope that you had a good time anyway.
If you weren’t able to get your hands on Volume Three at the party, order one online here, or pick up a copy at any of the following stores while supplies last:
And, naturally, we’ve got pictures to prove it! Just like the Mighty Mighty Bosstones, ya’ll.
Say You See It Too, one full year of onethirtyfive
Our very own Volume Three contributors Louisa Podlich and Christian Dahlager bring the words and photos of their extremely ambitious and bodacious blog project, onethirtyfive, to real life with a show at Umber Studios.
The project, which features one picture paired with thirty five words posted online daily, is celebrating its official 365th post. One full year of onethirtyfive on display for two nights only.
The deety deets:
What: Say You See It Too, one full year of onethirtyfive
Where: Umber Studios, 3109 East 42nd Street Minneapolis
When: Friday, March 25th and Saturday March 26th 7-11 pm
Why: Because Louisa and Christian are great, because you are great, because I am kind of okay sometimes, so we should all go there and be good, great, grand, and okay sometimes together.