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Nasonex Bee

I’m going to talk about the Nasonex Bee for a while.

Reasons I, and many others, have such love-hate relationships with the Nasonex Bee:

1. (love) N-Bee is really sweet to his lady friend, Bee-ina. Even if she’s snotty and gross and knocks him over with her Bee sneezes, he still says that her congestion will never keep them apart.

What a gentlebee!

2. (hate) His voice is supposed to sound seductive. Weird.

3. (love) His voice actually sounds like he cruises around in a windowless van offering little children “candy” (Nasonex pills) and a ride on his “magical mystery spike” (poison stinger).

What a crafty bee!

4. (hate) N-Bee is voiced by supercreep Antonio Banderas. Damnit, is nothing sacred from you, Zorro?

See how that works? Love, hate, love, hate? I got an A in Coherence Class.

At this point I would like to take a moment to address my readers.

Dear Mom and Everyone Else:

I think I’m tired of writing the Awkward blog. I would really like to be sophisticated and write important things like Meghan and Jamie do. I would also like to have important people notice my blogs and tell me how smart I am like they do with Meghan and Jamie. If you guys could help me with becoming more like Meghan and Jamie by supporting my NEW BLOG! that would be neat.

A blog rhyme:
NEW BLOG DEBUTING NEXT WEEK!!
WHAT WILL IT BE???
CHECK BACK NEXT WEEK AND YOU WILL SEE!!!!!

Just a little blog humor for you.
Cheekpeck, Dr. Regan Smith


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